THE POPE AND NANCY PELOSI

> The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge> crowd.> > The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one> little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild> with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your> followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of> this day and rejoice!"> > Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your> hand? Show me"> > So the Pope backhanded the bitch.