SOME NEW GOLF TERMS

Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed..An 'O.J.'- got away with one.A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good..A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist....A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.A 'Hitler' - two shots in the bunker.A 'Monica Lewinsky' - all lip no hole