they will get you

A MAN CAME THRU A FEW DAYS AGO IN A OLDER MODEL CAR,AND IT BLEW A HEAD GASKET AT THE PORTAGEVILLE EXIT.HE LEFT IT ON THE EXIT RAMP AND WENT ON HOME TO ILLINOIS,CALLED THE HIGHWAY PATROL,AND TOLD THEM WHEN HE WOULD BE BACK TO GET IT.THEY TOLD HIM IT HAD TO BE MOVED BY TUESDAY NOON THE 17TH.IN THE MEANTIME A LOCAL PERSON WHOSE NAME I CANNOT MENTION,HOOKE ON TO IT WITH A WRECKER AND HAULED IT TO A SALVAGE YARD IN CARUTHERSVILLE,SOLD IT TO THEM,WITHOUT A TITLE.THEY PICKED IT UP WITH THAT THING WITH JAWS ON IT AND RUINED THE CAR.
IN THE MEAN TIME THE MAN FROM ILLINOIS,CAME TO PICK IT UP,IT WAS NOT THERE,HE THOUGHT THE PATROL HAD IT TOWED,BUT NONE OF THE LOCAL TOWING PEOPLE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.ENTER THE HIWAY PATROL,THEY PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER,WENT TO THE SALVAGE YARD AT CARUTHERSVILLE FOUND IT HAD ALREADY BEEN CRUSHED.THEY ASKED THE OPERATOR IF THE MAN WHO HAD BROUGHT IT THERE HAD PRESENTED A TITLE,AND THEY SAID NO ,BUT HE HAD SIGNED HIS NAME.
THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL IS IN HIDING,AND WHEN THEY FIND HIM,AND ARREST HIM,THEN I WILL TELL YOU WHO HE IS,WANT A HINT?HE LIVES EAST OF TOWN.gOOSE