LOCK YOUR DOORS

A NEW REPORT OUT,SAYS THAT THERE IS A HOME BURGLARIZED EVERY 15 SECONDS IN THE U.S. IS ANY ONE SUPRISED?FIRST WE HAVE RAISED A BUNCH OF DEAD BEATS,BY GIVING THEM WELFARE,AND THERE ARE SOME RIGHT HERE IN TOWN.THEN WE LET A LOT OF FOREIGNERS,COME IN,AND THEY START OUT WORKING,AND THEN THEY HANG OUT WITH OUR DEAD BEATS,AND THEN THEY ARE DEAD BEATS.THEN THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY,SO THEY BREAK IN HARD WORKING PEOPLE'S HOMES,BUISNESSES,ETC.
WE HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE IN TOWN.SO DO NOT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AT NITE.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO SPOT A DEAD BEAT.LIONEL YOUNG,FOR YEARS NOW HAS WALKED AROUND WITH A SLING IN HIS ARM,AND CARRIES A CANE,THAT HE ONLY USES WHEN SOMEONE GETS CLOSE TO HIM.HE DRAWS WELFARE,WHY DOESN'T WELFARE PAY FOR HIM TO GET HIS ARM FIXED?LET ME TELL YOU WHY.THERE ARE DEAD BEATS THAT WORK FOR WELFARE,SO THEY TAKE CARE OF OTHER DEAD BEATS.LET ME TELL YOU,AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME,THAT MINORITIES GET ON WELFARE,MEDICAID,AND EVERYTHING ELSE,THAT WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT GET,BECAUSE THEY TELL THEM THEY ARE NOT ELIGIBLE.
BUT HERE IS THE GOOD PART,YOU WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF,BY KNOWING THAT YOU WORKED HARD ALL YOUR LIFE,THAT YOU DID NOT SUCK OFF THE GOVERNMENT,ETC.