CHIP SHOTS

IT GRIPES ME ,BEING A RED BLOODED AMERICAN TO HAVE TO PUNCH 1 ON THE PHONE TO HEAR A MESSAGE IN ENGLISH.
ITS A CRYING SHAME THAT YOU TURN ON THE TV TO WATCH A GOLF TOURNAMENT,AND YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO A FOREIGNER DESCRIBE THE ACTION.IS NOT THERE ONE AMERICAN OUT THERE WHO CAN DO THE JOB BETTER THAN NICK FALDO?
BEST KEPT SECRET IN TOWN.THE RECIPE FOR CHICKEN ENCHILADIS AT TRISH"S.
WORST KEPT SECRET IN TOWN.THE DOLLAR MENU AT SONIC.
HAPPY HOUR AT SONIC IS A JOKE,THEY WATER THE DRINKS DOWN.THEY ARE NOT THE SAME AS WHEN THEY ARE FULL PRICE.
I MISS THEM POTATO WEDGES AT THE OLD GAS N GO.
WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A BBQ FROM PAUL COMBS BBQ.
GOOSE