THE ECONOMY HOW BAD IS IT

The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad... The bank returns a check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them..
The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad... When the plate was passed at church it did not come back.

The economy is so bad... Forget penny for your thoughts, how about a buck.

The economy is so bad... With six you get an egg roll.

The economy is so bad... U S is applying for foreign aid from China

The economy is so bad... Canada is building 30 foot wall in combination with mining the maritime portion of the 5525 mile border between United States.
The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad... Pelosi is thinking of putting Alaska on eBay to raise money.
The economy is so bad... The Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! Now the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Oh wait, they are not trying to prevent this from happening again....they are trying to figure out how they can do something similar so they can put the money into the general fund!