AIRPORT BODY SCANNERS PROBLEM SOLVED

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at theairports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, butwill detonate any explosive device you may have on you!It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crapabout racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial.Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in theairport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter anannouncement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengerswe now have a seat available on flight number..."