THE BLACK BRA AS TOLD BY A WOMAN

I had lunch with 2 of my younger married friends.  One is just back from her honeymoon,

the other just celebrated her 2nd anniversary and I have been married 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by

greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My newlywed friend:

The other night when my sweetie came home he found me with a black leather bodice,

tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you...' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The other friend:

Me too! The other night when Jim came home, I was wearing a raincoat and under it

only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat

he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had a very passionate night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos

and a mask over my eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me he said,

 

 "What's for dinner, Batman?"