After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
"Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00
car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in
a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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