CHINESE SEX

Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under
the
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring.
My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I
pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anyting
yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I
have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he queries...

"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?"