THINGS TO DO IF YOU ARE BORED

1.GO TO CASEYS AND LISTEN TO THE AA GIRLS BITCH AND GRIPE ABOUT HAVING TO WORK.NEVER MIND THAT THE STORE IS NICE AND COOL INSIDE
2.TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE NEWSPAPER IN TOWN PUTS LAST WEEKS NEWS IN THIS WEEKS NEWSPAPER.
3.TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE BLACK GUY IN TOWN HAS BEEN WEARING A SLING ON HIS LEFT ARM FOR YEARS.EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS ON WELFARE,AND HE IS NOT FOOLING ANYONE WITH THAT CANE.GET HIM ELVIS.
4.GO HANG OUT ON THE BRIDGE WITH THE DEADBEATS,AND GET ALL THE LATEST INFO ON HOW TO BEAT THE WELFARE SYSTEM.
5.GO UP I55 AND DOWN 155 AND LOOK AT THE NEW 10 MILLION DOLLAR WELCOME CENTERS,WE ARE BUILDING FOR THE ILLEGAL ALIENS,AND WELFARE RECIPIENTS.DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT GO IN THEM THINGS,BECAUSE OF FEAR OF BEING ROBBED,PURSE SNATCHERS,ETC.
6.TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW DONNIE RAY,AND OTHERS GET THE MONEY TO GET DRUNK EVERYDAY.DONNIE WOULD NOT WORK IN A PIE FACTORY SAMPLING PIES.