Wednesday, July 28, 2010

ITALIAN PREGNANCY

Italian Pregnancy
An 18 year old Italian
>girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.. Very worried, the
>mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that
>the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing,
>crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up
>the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their
>house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an
>Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living
>room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter
>has informed me of the problem..
I can't marry her
>because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs
>and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if
>a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front
>villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born,
>my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins,
>they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there
>is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the
>father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the
>man's shoulder and tells him.
>
>You gonna try again...

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