Fw: : Mating Bull

JIM WILSON    7 --- 7Subject: : Mating Bull     Subject: Mating Bull     My wife and I went to the state fair  and one of the first exhibits  we stopped at was the breeding bulls.  We went up to the first pen and there was  a sign attached that said,  'THIS BULL MATED  50 TIMES LAST YEAR'        My wife playfully nudged me  in the ribs ... smiled  and said, 'He mated 50  times last year.'    We walked  to the second  pen which had a sign  attached  that said,    'THIS BULL MATED  150 TIMES LAST YEAR'          My wife gave me a  healthy jab and said,   'WOW~~That's  more than twice a week! .........You could  learn a lot  from him.'  We walked to the third  pen and it had a sign  attached that  said,  in capital letters,      'THIS  BULL MATED  365 TIMES LAST YEAR'          My  wife was so excited  that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,  and said, 'That's once a day. You could  REALLY learn  something from this  one.'    I looked at  her and  said, 'Go over and ask him if it  was with the same old cow every  time.'             My  condition has  been upgraded from  critical to  stable, and I should eventually make a  full recovery.