Fw: The Pastor's A**

 

JIM WILSON

 

 

 

 

 

The Pastor's Ass


The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
It won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
That he entered it in the race again

And it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S 
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

That he ordered the Pastor

Not to enter the donkey

In another race.



The next day the local paper headline 
Read:

BISHOP 
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S 
ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor

To get rid 
Of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
The next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to 
Get rid of the donkey so
She sold it

To a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN 
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun

To buy back the donkey

And lead it to the plains

Where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . ... Being
Concerned about public opinion
Can 
Bring you much grief and misery . . Even shorten your 
Life.


So be yourself and enjoy life.


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
You'll be a lot happier
And 
Live longer!

Have 
A nice day!

 

 

 

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