THE CANNIBALL

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a

fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      +Tourist:                                                          $5.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00

      +Fried  Explorer:                                             $15.00
      +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of CRAP, it takes all morning."