LAST TUESDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA GOT OFF THE HELICOPTER IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE-CARRYING A BABY PIGLET UNDER EACH ARM.THE SQUARED AWAY MARINE GUARD SNAPPED TO ATTENTION SALUTED AND SAID:"NICE PIGS SIR."
THE PRESIDENT REPLIED:THESE ARE NOT PIGS,THESE ARE AUTHENTIC ARKANSAS RAZORBACK HOGS.I GOT ONE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON,AND I GOT ONE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI" THE SQUARED AWAY MARINE ONCE AGAIN SNAPPED TO ATTENTION,SALUTED AND SAID,"EXCELLENT TRADE SIR."
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