ITS HARD GETTING OLD

It's Hard, Getting Old...
>Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
man
>walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
slowly.
>One student  said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
>Syndrome.
>Those people walk just like that."
>The other student says: "No, I don't think so.
>The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
>He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
>Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
>They approached him and one of the students said to him,
>"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but
we
>couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.  Could you tell us what it
is?"
>
>The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine
>medical students think."
>The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
>The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
>The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
>
>The old man said,
>"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
>