MCDONALDS

YESTERDAY I WANTED SOME ICE TEA FROM MCDONALDS,PULLED UP  TO WINDOW,GOT A COTTON PATCH BG ON THE OTHER END.HE COULD NOT SPELL CAT IF YOU SPOTTED HIM THE  C.WHEN I TOLD HIM WHAT I WANTED,HE SAID WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT MAM.MAM.DO I LOOK  LIKE A LADY?GOT AROUND TO THE WINDOW,I ALWAYS TASTE OF THE TEA,AND IT WAS UNSWEET,HANDED IT BACK THRU WINDOW,HE GOT SOME GAL TO GET SOME SUGAR,AND SHE POURED A WHOLE BAG IN THE TEA.HANDED IT TO ME,I TOOK A SIP,BY THIS TIME PEOPLE WERE HONKING THEIR HORNS,THE LINE WAS PLUM BACK OUT TO THE ROAD.PULLED AROUND TO THE TRASH CAN,IT WAS FULL.POURED TEA ON GROUND,THROWED CUP ON GROUND.GOT A GOOD CASE OF RED ASS.WENT TO SONIC,AND THAT IS A BAD IDEA AT HAPPY  HOUR,BECAUSE THEY WATER DOWN THE DRINKS.DRANK ENOUGH TO WET MY GOOZLE,THROWED THE CUP OUT ON BAKERS EQPT LOT.WENT HOME MADE MADE MY OWN.EVERY STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING,BUT NOT THIS ONE.THE SAGA WILL CONTINUE.GOOSE