AMERICANS FOLLOWING OBAMA

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
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>>>>Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
>>>>all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .
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>>>>The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
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>>>>Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
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>>>>The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a
>>>>Republican."
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>>>>The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.  Little Johnny answered, "Well, my
>>>>Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
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>>>>Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad
>>>>was an idiot, what would that make you?"
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>>>>With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.