FW: BLONDE's 2010 CALENDAR - MONTH BY MONTH !!!!

JIM WILSON           BLONDE CALENDAR - MONTH BY MONTH !!!! JANUARY - Happy new year to me. Took scarf back to store - was too tight. FEBRUARY - Bummer of a month. Got fired from job at pharmacy for failure to print labels on medicine bottles. Well - DUH!!!! - the bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter. MARCH - Exciting month. Finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months. The box said "2 - 4 years". APRIL - Scary month. Was trapped on an escalator for hours. The power went out. MAY - Frustrating month. Tried to make Kool-Aid from scratch. 8 cups of water just will not fit into those little packets. JUNE - Adventurous month. Tried to water ski - gave up - couldn't find a lake with a slope. JULY - Defeated month. Lost breast stroke swimming competition - then found out the other swimmers cheated by using their arms. AUGUST - Wet month. ! Got locked out of my car during a rain storm. Inside of car was ruined because top was down. SEPTEMBER - Dumb month. Lost a TV quiz show. The capitol of California is "C", isn't it? OCTOBER - Hate M&M's . .they are so hard to peel. NOVEMBER - Bad food month. Cooked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Was very dry - don't know what went wrong - instructions said "1 hour per pound" and I weigh 108. DECEMBER - Accident month. Cut finger bad - couldn't call 911 - DUH!!!! - there is no "11" on the phone. MAYBE 2011 WILL BE BETTER.........    This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute, retain, or copy this e-mail or any attachments. If you have received this email in error please delete and notify the sender.