CHIP SHOTS

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHATS GOING ON IN THE OLD DOLLAR GENERAL STORE,TREY RONE HAS PURCHASED THE BUILDING AND IS PUTTING IN BATTING CAGES.THE KIDS NOW CAN TAKE BATTING PRACTICE,NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER IS.IF YOU SEE TREY,THANK HIM.

SPEAKING OF DOLLAR GENERAL,THAT IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD TO GET CHECKED OUT.NOT JUST HERE,BUT EVERY STORE YOU GO IN,YOU HAVE TO DINGLE A BELL,OR GO FIND SOMEONE TO CHECK YOU OUT. I ASKED AND ONE CHECKER TOLD ME THAT THEY DID NOT WANT THEM STANDING AROUND.

GUESS YOU HAVE HEARD BY NOW ABOUT SOME OF THE TEACHERS AIDES GETTING LAID OFF AT SCHOOL.THE REASON BEHIND IT,THE STATE WANTS TO SPEND MILLIONS BUILDING ANOTHER REST AREA,SO ALL THE DEAD BEATS THAT RUN UP AND DOWN THE INTERSTATE WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO TEAR UP,JUST LIKE THEY TEAR UP THE HOUSES THE GOVERNMENT BUILDS FOR THEM TO LIVE IN.

WHAT HAS GOT THE ECONOMY IN THE BAD SHAPE IT IS IN?ONE MANS OPINION IT IS BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO MANY DEAD BEATS,AND ILLEGAL ALIENS WONDERING AROUND AND DOING NOTHING BUT SUCKING OFF THE GOV'T. GROWN MEN CANNOT WORK,BUT THEY CAN HOP ON A NEW HARLEY AND RIDE AROUND THE COUNTRY.CUT OFF THEIR CHECK,AND IF THEY HAVE ANY DECENCY ABOUT THEM THEY WILL FIND A JOB SOMEWHERE.TAKE SOME ONE ELSE'S JOB,THAT IS NOT PRODUCING.AS MY DAD USED TO SAY,BEND YOUR BACK BOY,ANT THAT ROW OF COTTON PICKED.

CELL PHONES ARE COSTING COMPANYS BILLIONS OF LOST DOLLARS IN LOST PRODUCTIVITY,SO DO NOT BE SUPRISED  IF YOUR WORK PLACE BANS THEM.A LOT OF PLACES HAVE ALREADY,AND MORE ARE COMING.