The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar,
the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take
all day, is it?"
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name
is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the
course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered
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