SENIOR CENTER

 It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .
 

 Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:  "I'm here to put you into a trance;
 I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

 The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

 antique pocket watch from his coat.  "I want you each to keep your

 eye on this antique watch.  It's a very special watch.  It's been in my

 family for six generations."
 

 He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly

 chanting,  "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watchthe watch. . ."
 The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,

 light gleaming off its polished surface.

 Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
 it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking

 into a hundred pieces.

 "CRAP" said the Hypnotist.
 It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .
 Claude was never invited back to entertain.