Tuesday, February 15, 2011

SMART COW

A mans car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer.

Yes, yes, the man replied.

Oh! I would not listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She does not know anything about cars.

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