----- Subject: Fw: Father O'Malley An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this:''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''''And the best of the day te yerself..... 'Tis is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn " Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''There was dead silence on the line for a moment........................... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this:''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''''And the best of the day te yerself..... 'Tis is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn " Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''There was dead silence on the line for a moment........................... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
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