> A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and
> an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .
>
> There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
> wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started
> to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted
> owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
> tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
>
> In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
> told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter
> and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her
> story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining
> room and he would see if he could help her.
>
> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
>
> The angry woman demanded,"What took you so long?" He smiled and then
> told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
> Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
> could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a
> waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned
> me down
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